Growlers Beer Bistro
A place to run into your ex
    My sister and I are always running into our ex boyfriends here. My sister’s ex publicly urinated while singing 
“Blood Bank” by Bon Iver because the song reminds him of her. How sweet of him to think
of her in this way. He then proceeded to throw his beer across the parking lot. He is a really great guy. My parents loved him and were really sad to see him go. A friend of ours waits tables there with her ex boyfriend. They must love being co-workers and it’s probably not awkward at all. 

Starbucks
A means of life
A friend of mine told me I was basic. I felt very insulted, and to challenge this I asked
him what defines “basic”. He told me Starbucks. I am not ashamed of my love for Starbucks.
I get a $2.07 Doppio Espresso over ice every morning and I do not even need to tell
them my order. If I drinking Espresso from Starbucks makes me basic, then so be it. We
are all basic in Tuckahoe. 

Blue Nail Salon
The Wizard
The Wizard is nothing short of amazing. If it was not for the wizard, most people
would not have the confidence they do in Tuckahoe. The Wizard is not only a lovely man
and father of two beautiful girls, but he is also the most talented eye brow waxer
in God’s Kingdom. If only he knew that we called him the Wizard. I wonder if he would be freaked out. 

Villaggio’s Pizza
Thank you Appreciate
The pizza is good. If you order a Chicken roll, you’ll be offered sauce about 5 times.
More importantly, you will not leave without being “appreciated” by the owner of the 
pizzeria. This might be the only word in his English speaking vocabulary. I’m okay with that — i think it’s a great choice!